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A List of Don'ts for Women on Bicycles circa 1895

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 01:42:50 -0500

A List of Don'ts for Women on Bicycles circa 1895 :

If things go well I might be showing her my bicycle face …

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Don’t be a fright.

Don’t faint on the road.

Don’t wear a man’s cap.

Don’t wear tight garters.

Don’t forget your toolbag

Don’t attempt a “century.”

Don’t coast. It is dangerous.

Don’t boast of your long rides.

Don’t criticize people’s “legs.”

Don’t wear loud hued leggings.

Don’t cultivate a “bicycle face.”

Don’t refuse assistance up a hill.

Don’t wear clothes that don’t fit.

Don’t neglect a “light’s out” cry.

Don’t wear jewelry while on a tour.

Don’t race. Leave that to the scorchers.

Don’t wear laced boots. They are tiresome.

Don’t imagine everybody is looking at you.

Don’t scream if you meet a cow. If she sees you first, she will run.

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Happy Friday!

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Happy Friday!

I’m only kind of embarrassed that I like this so much -...

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flavorpill:

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tumblr4men: SUBMIT

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tumblr4men:

SUBMIT

How Much is Enough?

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:17:01 -0400

The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, “only a little while.”

The American then asked why he didn’t stay out longer and catch more fish?

The Mexican said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs.

The American then asked, “but what do you do with the rest of your time?”

The Mexican fisherman said, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life.”

The American scoffed, “I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat, and with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually, you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise.”

The Mexican fisherman asked, “But, how long will this take?”

To which the American replied, “15-20 years.”

“But what then?”

The American laughed and said that’s the best part. “When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.”

“Millions?” asked the fisherman, “Then what?”

The American said, “Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evening, sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos!”

(Author Unknown)

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bitchhoggle:

Tiny state necklaces! Read about my skills of an artist and go buy a damned state necklace because I DON’T HAVE A JOB.

30 Days of Creativity, Day 22

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30 Days of Creativity, Day 21

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bitchhoggle:

Whoa.

epic4chan:

geek feed:

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Man, there were a lot of jingles in the 80s. But seriously, I...

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30 Days of Creativity, Day 17

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30 Days of Creativity, Day 17

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